Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Aretha is not dead...yet

Despite rumors to the contrary the Queen of Soul has yet to check out. Between her and Zsa Zsa it's been quite a teasing season so far. Both were about to meet St. Peter only to find the magic that kept Brett Michaels alive and worming his way into skanky girls hearts (among other things).
For the record Aretha says all is well. Zsa Zsa, within a whisker of being legally dead in September, is reportedly interested in hopping all 26.2 miles of a marathon after surgery to remove part of her leg below the knee.

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