Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Zsa Zsa on the way out


It would appear our first points will be scored here in the near future. Reports have Zsa Zsa Gabor ready to shuffle off this mortal coil. If that's the case then Team Paul Ratliff will be the proud owner of 7 whole points.
Don't get too excited though. Brett Michaels looked like money in the bank last year until he was added to a roster then he was back on his feet three days later. Dennis Hopper was also a sure thing...then he lived another three months.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Spoonhour gets a new lung

Former SLU hoops coach Charlie Spoonhour got a new lung today. Congrats to him! Spoon is currently riding Mark Rolf's roster. Hopefully he'll live a long and healthy life...right?

Ke$ha, Fergie fixers

I've gone through and put together some fixers for the rosters.

Terri drafted Ronnie James Dio who died back in May. He's since been replaced by pop-tart and Brittney wannabe Ke$ha.

Dennis drafted Fergie Frederiksen and not Fergie Ferguson (who is the lead female for the Black Eyed Peas...for those who keep up with bad pop music: see Ke$ha).

Friday, August 6, 2010

Welcome to the Ghoul Pool!




After last night's draft our St. Louis Ghoul Pool has officially started Year Two! Thanks to everyone who could make the draft.
Below are the rosters for each team. Please check your roster to make sure you have who you're supposed to have.
We will be adding another team shortly. My brother wants to play but his work schedule ramped up unexpectedly the past week. He'll have his winners to me by the end of the weekend.
Any questions, concerns, you know where to find me.

Team Uncle Mike
1. Clint Eastwood
2. Pope Benedict
3. Charlie Watts
4. Danica Patrick
5. Lindsey Lohan
6. Lou Pinella
7. Hamid Karzai
8. Don Rickles
9. Peter O'Toole
10. Tommy Lasorda
Season total: 0


Team Pat Martin AKA Charge To the Light Brigade
1. Amy Winehouse -- 146 -- 4th quarter
2. Pete Dougherty
3. Brett Michaels
4. Courtney Love
5. Joe Paterno
6. Fats Domino
7. Roger Ebert
8. Mickey Rooney
9. Al Jarreau
10. Larry Hagman
Season total: 146 (whipper snapper bonus)

Team Terri Schwartz
1. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
2. Ke$ha
3. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
4. Bryant Gumbel
5. Natalie Cole
6. Steve Jobs
7. Betty Ford -- 7 -- 4th quarter
8. Tara Reid
9. Liza Minnelli
10. George Jones
Season total: 7

Team Rick Graefe
1. Austin Russell
2. Michael Moore
3. C. Everett Koop
4. Ariel Sharon
5. George Herbert Walker Busch
6. Marion Barry
7. Larry King
8. Jack Kevorkian -- 17 -- 4th quarter
9. Jacque Chirac
10. Charlie Sheen
Season total: 17

Team Paul Ratliff
1. Zsa Zsa Gabor
2. Michael J. Fox
3. Elizabeth Edwards -- 39 -- 2nd quarter
4. Muhammad Ali
5. John Travolta
6. Miley Cyrus
7. Justin Bieber
8. Gary Glitter
9. Margaret Thatcher
10. Nelson Mandela
Season total: 39

Team Scott Fitzgerald AKA Fitty's Coffin Corners
1. Keith Richards
2. Chuck Berry
3. Andy Dick
4. John Madden
5. Dick Clark
6. Nick Nolte
7. Mike Tyson
8. Maura Tierney
9. Casey Kasem
10. Blago, Rod Blagojevich
Season total: 0

Team Julie Kovac AKA the Wharf Tots
1. Vern Troyer
2. Carol Channing
3. Mickey Rourke
4. Aretha Franklin
5. Helen Thomas
6. Boy George
7. Gene Wilder
8. Ben Stein
9. Doris Day
10. Barbara Walters
Season total: 0

Team Dennis Barnidge AKA the Hunters
1. Jeff Conaway -- 40 4th quarter
2. Osama Bin Laden -- 46 4th quarter
3. Whitney Houston
4. Gregg Allman -- dropped for -- Rod Beaton -- 41 -- 4th quarter
5. Fergie Frederiksen
6. Nate Dogg -- 59 3rd quarter
7. Anne Francis -- 20 2nd quarter
8. Mick Karn -- 48 2nd quarter
9. Laurent Fignon -- 50 1st quarter
10. Simon Maccorkindale -- 42 1st quarter
Season total: 346

Team Dave Kvidahl AKA Dead Man Stalking
1. Seve Ballesteros -- 46 -- 4th quarter
2. Christopher Hitchens
3. Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
4. Tila Tequila
5. Mel Gibson
6. Bobby Brown
7. Burt Reynolds
8. George Karl
9. Zakk Wylde
10. Teresa Heinz Kerry
Season total: 46

Team Ron Clements AKA Walking Dead
1. Stan Musial
2. Jerry Lewis
3. Neil Armstrong
4. Jimmy Carter
5. Lauren Bacall
6. Scott Weiland
7. Gary Busey
8. Al Davis
9. Mel Brooks
10. Ian McKellen
Season total: 0

Team Mark Rolf
1. Joaquin Phoenix
2. Bernie Madoff
3. Charlie Spoonhour
4. Bill Cosby
5. B.B. King
6. Elizabeth Taylor -- 21 points -- 3rd quarter
7. John McCain
8. Penny Marshall
9. Flavor Flav
10. Martin Scorsese
Season total: 21

Team Mike Yaremko AKA Keeper of the Coffin
1. Kim Jong-il
2. Artie Lang
3. Kari Ann Peniche
4. Jeremy London
5. Taylor Momsen
6. Asif Ali Zardari (president of Pakistan)
7. Kareen Abdul-Jabbar
8. Randy West
9. Anwar al-Awlaki
10. David Hasselhoff
Season total: 0

Team Mark Ratliff AKA Dire Wolves
1. Fidel Castro
2. Stephen Hawking
3. Dick Cheney
4. Abe Vigoda
5. Mike Porcaro
6. Jack Klugman
7. Jake LaMotta
8. Andy Rooney
9. Phil Spector
10. Prof. Irwin Corey
Season total: 0